Hilariously Derailing One-Liner

aroihkin:

freyjas:

the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

This amused me.


Yeah uhh, no. Sorry. This is the one true “Wahaha”.

dammit max you weeb get your waifu out of my pony threads

But Nash, think of the drills!!

I don’t want to think about you drilling your waifu you perv.

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

omniscient-duck:

nashefn:

This amused me.

Yeah uhh, no. Sorry.
This is the one true “Wahaha”.

dammit max you weeb get your waifu out of my pony threads

But Nash, think of the drills!!

I don’t want to think about you drilling your waifu you perv.

wendy-pleakley:

typette:

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

brujabby:

bestrooftalkever:

whats better than this

guys being dudes

scificity:

$3 at the drug store.http://scificity.tumblr.com

scificity:

$3 at the drug store.

http://scificity.tumblr.com

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

thatderp:

fortheloveofhulk:

the-silence-wears-westwood:

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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What if it’s the other way around?

I don’t know which disturbs me more.

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